My brand new Synesthesia

Amalgam de trairi, senzatii, emotii… primit o noua leapsa de la Catalin, asta ca sa ma mai inveseleasca cica… So:

If I were a month, I would be a sweet November
If I were a day of the week, I would be definitely Friday. Fuck work, no more stress, week-end is near!
If I were a time of day, I would be 00:00, that makes me realize that a new day just came, I have only one life and that bitch will pass so quickly, I’m getting older and even more morose
If I were a sea animal, I would be a mermaid (hmm, half animal?)
If I were a direction, I would probably make Johnnie Walker follow me, little bastard!
If I were a virtue, I would be honesty. No fuckin’ shit?
If I were a historical figure I would be Mata Hari for mixing business with pleasure
If I were a planet, I would be Sailor Moon (oops, it’s a satellite, right?)
If I were a liquid, I would definitely be a white Martini
If I were a stone, I would be a gemstone, girl’s best friend
If I were a bird, I would be a sweet little swallow

If I were a flower/plant, I would be a very common red rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be the most pleasant spring ever
If I were a musical instrument, I would be only a Stradivarius violin
If I were an emotion, I would be the purest irritation
If I were a sound, I would be Hmmm…
If I were an element, I would be the 6th element, excepting Milla Jovovich’s red hair

If I were a song, I would be “No stress” (gorgeous guy!)
If I were a movie, I would be “Revolutionary Road”, a good way to find myself
If I were a tv-series, I would be “Six feet under”, love their cynisism
If I were a book, I would be “La femme rompue”, the best way to understand the women’s condition ever since
If I were a fictional character, I would be an old lady who gulps down only Sugus

If I were a food, I would be a huge McChicken
If I were a city, I would be City of Angels
If I were a taste, I would be bitter, rather than pungent
If I were a scent, I would be a Very Irresistible one
If I were a colour, I would be the most melancholy violet
If I were a fabric, I would be my bikini’s silk

If I were a word, I would be Really?
If I were a body part, I would be a pussy
If I were a facial expression, I would be (straight face)
If I were a subject in school, I would be the Philosophy’s Futility
If I were a cartoon character, I would be Velma (the geekiest are the nastiest!)
If I were a shape, I would be the ass from my blog’s header
If I were a number, I would be the infamous 6 (+66)
If I were a car, I would be a Bugatti
If I were an item of clothing, I would be Monroe’s white dress